foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

musicofthenightpoto:

spooky-danger:

I can’t watch Phantom of the Opera without remembering the one time in high school when we had a spirit week and our final day was called “Music of the Night” because that was the theme of our homecoming dance. I was literally the only person at school who dressed up as Christine and everyone else was the Phantom. By lunch I had about 20 Phantoms serenading me and chasing me down the hallways.

THAT SOUNDS AMAZING

thewalkingdetective:

blakanubis:

This is why I send my kids to private wizarding school…

This is it. This is the project that JK should have started after the HP series. 

snoochtothedooch:

nubbsgalore:

during the autumn rutting season, red deer stag find themselves with elaborate bracken crowns from having rubbed their heads against the ground, which they do to strengthen their neck muscles so as to help them in battle with those competing for the affections of the does. photos by (click pic) mark smith, toby melville, luke millward and greg morgan in london’s richmond park. (see also: more autumn rut in richmond park)

I AM THE KING OF THE FOREST

markruffalo:

femmercutio:

girls don’t like boys, girls like halloween and mark ruffalo’s tumblr account

I like Halloween and Tumblr, too.

Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.

(via spuandi)

Honestly this will always be my #1 favorite quote to life

(via sheathegay)

I didn’t realize how badly I was treated until someone started treating me with respect.

(via bakkyun)

(Source: foreverrwanderlust)