Hi. I'm Julius, aka doctor J. so uh yeah...

 

unclefloyd:

My name, oh, let me tell you my name. Uh, I’m confused… because uh you know like we’re supposed to believe in the ministry right? So is uh is is the church and state supposed to be separate? I’m confused because I never went to school, right? Is a confused person get a resolution? I don’t understand. You see, when you go like that, right you have a cross. Two sticks, right? And that’s how I felt when I was in Waterloo. Because when I walked, in Waterloo, and smiled at people, they treated me like a vampire. They use the cross and they went like this by not smiling at me. In Toronto, hey! Hi guys! You know me! Steve Spearos…? Easy going…? Those who know me, I’m a nobody! You understand? And ya can’t kill a person with no body. So… why am I afraid? I’m not afraid. I’m afraid of the boogyman whose the boogyman??? You figure it out. I’m gettin out of here. I’m going back to Waterloo where the vampires hang out, and I’m gonna wear my sunglasses at night. You know why? Because women show their tits, have short skirts, and then they feel violated when I look at them! Why? Because I have sunglasses on and I’m weird. Uh… I’m from Humberside… I’m sorry if uh I made a fool of Humberside but all those people who called me a sleepwalker, I woke up. Now I’m going back to sleep because I’m gonna be committed in an isolation room because I’m gonna go back to the ministry, and allow them to perceive me as I am. A FUCK UP!!! GOODBYE!!! Hey Toronto the good, look at look at this square. It was a shit hole when I worked here. Now it looks like New York Manhattan. Where are the bums? There’s no bums here! Toronto doesn’t have bums. But Waterloo, they’re creating bums. They created me. Why? I don’t know! Maybe it’s the church. Talk the the pope he knows everything. I had it. I’m gonna die. How can you die when you’re dead? Oh wait a second. I’m gonna be crucified right? *rips open shirt* I’m not gonna raise my voice… because I’m committed to the lord………I love you.

(Source: lisaspliffson)

beyouroffbeat:

frostmatey:

the-spinning-teacup:

iamonlyslightlydisneyobsessed:

Everyone always talks about how amazing of an architect Elsa is, but have we all forgotten about Tarzan’s parents who built an awesome tree house by themselves while caring for their infant child…?

TRUUUEEE

but someone had a headcanon that Tarzan’s parents were actually the King and Queen of Arendelle. They didn’t die, they washed up there

OHO 

OHOHOHOHO

dennys:

"It’s a metaphor, see. You put the bacon thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the…um…well, you eat it, actually, ‘cause it’s there and you’re nearly tasting it. So it’s not a metaphor. Um. I have no idea where I was going with that. Want some bacon?"